🚨 PRICED TO MAKE YOUR NEIGHBORS NERVOUS 🚨
VIN: 2C3CDXKG3MH609111
125,334 MILES
3.6L V6 | AWD
BLACK ON BLACK ON BLACK
FORMER POLICE CAR — EXACTLY HOW YOU WANT IT
Let’s not dance around it:
Yes, it’s a police car.
Yes, that’s the point.
AWD – snow, rain, bad decisions… all chased down
3.6L V6 – reliable, strong, and not here for maintenance drama
Police Package – heavy-duty cooling, suspension, brakes
Built to idle all day, run all night, and survive abuse
Black-on-black-on-black – stealth mode from the factory
Former police unit – maintained on schedule, not “when I got around to it”
Translation: This Charger was trained, not pampered.
Cars move out of your way
People slow down behind you
Valets suddenly behave
Neighbors rethink their life choices
You don’t buy this to blend in.
You buy this to assert dominance quietly.
NO MARKUPS
NO ADD-ON NONSENSE
NO RECON FAIRYTALES
NO “MARKET ADJUSTMENT” B.S.
Just our $499 doc fee like always. Period.
AWD. Police package. Blacked out.
Former law enforcement — built to take punishment, not excuses.
If you’re scared of miles, buy a Camry.
If you want a car that still makes traffic behave…
Stop thinking. Start intimidating. 😈🚓💨