2023 BMW X5 M

2023 BMW X5 M COMPETITION

14,142 MILES | TORONTO RED METALLIC | ADELAIDE GREY FULL MERINO LEATHER | M COMPETITION | $124,435 MSRP
Okay BMW people... STOP WHAT YOU'RE DOING. Because somebody ordered an X5 M the way an X5 M is SUPPOSED TO BE ORDERED. Toronto Red Metallic. Adelaide Grey Full Merino Leather. Competition Package. Executive Package. Driving Assistance Professional. Carbon Fiber. 21/22-inch staggered M wheels. And only... 14,142 MILES. Find another one. No, seriously. GO AHEAD. WE'LL WAIT.

TORONTO RED OVER ADELAIDE GREY. Forget black on black. Forget white on black. Forget another boring spec that disappears in the parking lot. THIS IS THE COLOR COMBO. Toronto Red Metallic outside. Adelaide Grey Full Merino Leather inside. And yes—the original BMW sticker confirms both were factory ordered. Pictures won't do this thing justice. YOU NEED TO SEE IT IN PERSON.

AND THE FRONT END IS PPF'D. Because whoever owned this understood the assignment. Full nose protected with PPF. The result? IMMACULATE. 14K miles and preserved the way a six-figure M SUV should be. This isn't the X5 M that spent its life getting destroyed in automatic car washes. SOMEBODY CARED. And it shows.

NOW LET'S TALK ABOUT THAT WINDOW STICKER. Base MSRP? $108,900. Competition Package? $9,300. Driving Assistance Professional? $1,700. Executive Package? $2,700. Then BMW kept checking boxes until the final number became: $124,435 MSRP. That's not our estimate. That's the actual original BMW window sticker. SOMEBODY ELSE PAID $124K. Now you get to enjoy their excellent decision-making.

M COMPETITION. This isn't an X5 with an M badge somebody ordered online. The factory sticker confirms the $9,300 Competition Package, M Competition Package, M Sport exhaust, Extended Shadowline Trim, M Shadowline lights, M Compound brakes and staggered 21/22-inch M Star-Spoke wheels. THIS THING HAS AN ATTITUDE PROBLEM FROM THE FACTORY. Exactly how we like it.

4.4L BMW M TWINPOWER TURBO V8. Now we're getting somewhere. BMW paired the twin-turbo V8 with an 8-speed M Sport automatic with Drivelogic and Launch Control, M-tuned xDrive AWD, Adaptive M Suspension Professional, Active Roll Stabilization and an M Sport Differential. Translation? THIS IS WHAT "THE ULTIMATE DRIVING MACHINE" WAS TALKING ABOUT. It's an SUV when you need one. An M car when you want one. And an absolutely terrible influence when the road opens up.

AND IT'S OPTIONED OUT. Front massaging seats. Ventilated front seats. Heated front and rear seats. Heated armrests. Heated steering wheel. Soft-close doors. Panoramic moonroof. Four-zone climate control. Heated and cooled cupholders. Carbon Fiber interior trim. Harman Kardon surround sound. Wireless charging. Gesture Control. Drive Recorder. Remote start. Parking Assistant Plus with 3D Surround View. Active Driving Assistant Pro. Icon Adaptive LED headlights. WHAT OPTION WERE THEY AFRAID OF
Apparently none.

14,142 MILES. This is the part that changes everything. You can find X5 Ms. You can find red X5 Ms. You can find Competition X5 Ms. NOW FIND THIS SPEC WITH 14K MILES. Then find one this clean. Then find one with the front protected. Then find one with a $124,435 sticker. Then compare the price. OH. NOW YOU GET IT.

THE MARUTI WAY
No recon fees. No prep fees. No games. Advertised price includes the $499 dealer fee. Tax and DMV excluded. THE CAR IS EXOTIC ENOUGH. THE PRICE DOESN'T NEED TO BE COMPLICATED.

BOTTOM LINE
2023 BMW X5 M Competition
14,142 Miles
Toronto Red Metallic
Adelaide Grey Full Merino Leather
4.4L M TwinPower Turbo V8
M xDrive AWD
M Competition Package
Executive Package
Driving Assistance Professional
21"/22" M Star-Spoke Wheels
M Sport Exhaust
M Compound Brakes
Carbon Fiber Interior Trim
Massaging + Ventilated Front Seats
Heated Front & Rear Seats
Panoramic Roof
Harman Kardon
Surround View / Parking Assistant Plus
Full-Nose PPF
Original MSRP: $124,435
THIS ISN'T JUST AN X5 M. This is the right X5 M. Right color. Right interior. Right options. Right miles. Right condition. And now? RIGHT HERE. BMW literally printed “The Ultimate Driving Machine” on this car's original sticker. For once... THE MARKETING DEPARTMENT WASN'T EXAGGERATING.