2014 BMW 3 Series

2014 BMW 335i xDRIVE SEDAN

123,974 MILES | BLACK ON RED | xDRIVE AWD | CLEAN CARFAX | NO ACCIDENTS
Okay BMW people... BEFORE YOU ASK WHY IT'S SO CHEAP... We're going to save everybody some time. IT. DOES. NOT. RUN. There. Elephant addressed. No "probably just needs a sensor." No "ran when parked." No "my buddy thinks it's the battery." NOPE. Plan on one of two things: A. IT NEEDS A MOTOR. or
B. YOU NEED A VERY GOOD BMW TECH TO REBUILD THIS ONE. That's the deal. That's the problem. AND THAT'S WHY THE PRICE IS CHEAP!!! If it ran perfectly... YOU WOULDN'T BE BUYING IT FOR THIS MONEY. Pretty simple.

NOW LOOK AT THE CAR YOU'RE STARTING WITH. This isn't some base-model 3 Series with a blown motor and nothing else going for it. 335i. xDRIVE. BLACK ON RED. Clean Carfax. No accidents. And one of BMW's turbocharged inline-six setups under the hood... Well... CURRENTLY NOT DOING MUCH UNDER THE HOOD. But you get the idea.

BLACK ON RED!!! Thank you. Because if you're going to buy a project BMW... AT LEAST BUY THE RIGHT SPEC. Black exterior. Red interior. 335i. xDrive. Four-door practicality. Clean history. THIS THING LOOKS GOOD JUST SITTING THERE. Which is convenient... Because right now... THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT IT DOES.

xDRIVE. Yes. ALL-WHEEL DRIVE. Perfect for New Jersey. Rain. Snow. Winter. Bad weather. Once you handle that minor little inconvenience known as... MAKING THE CAR RUN AGAIN. Then you've got the formula everybody wants: Turbo BMW. AWD. Black on red. Sedan. NOW WE'RE TALKING.

CLEAN CARFAX. NO ACCIDENTS. This part matters. Because when you're buying a mechanical project, the LAST thing you want is to discover the rest of the car has its own autobiography. Accident history. Body repairs. Mystery damage. Twenty different shades of black. NOT THE STORY HERE. You're buying a car with an obvious mechanical problem. We're putting it right in the advertisement. THE MOTOR IS THE ELEPHANT. Everybody sees it.

123,974 MILES. We're not hiding that either. This isn't a 20K-mile garage queen. It's a 2014 335i xDrive that's been driven. And now it needs somebody who understands BMWs. Mechanic? BMW technician? Shop owner? DIY guy who actually knows what he's doing? YOUR EARS SHOULD BE PERKING UP.

WHY IS IT SO CHEAP
Here we go... "What's wrong with it?" IT DOESN'T RUN. "Does it need an engine?" PLAN ON IT. "Could it be rebuilt?" Possibly — that's where a qualified BMW technician needs to inspect and diagnose it. "Can I drive it home?" ABSOLUTELY NOT. "Will you take the price of a running one?" COME ON NOW.

THE PRICE REFLECTS THE PROBLEM. That's the opportunity. We're not fixing it and then asking running-car money. We're not pretending it's something it isn't. WE'RE SELLING IT CHEAP. You take over from here. Fix it. Replace it. Rebuild it. Bring your mechanic. Bring your BMW guy. Bring a trailer. JUST DON'T BRING THE EXPECTATION THAT YOU'RE DRIVING IT HOME.

THIS IS WHERE THE RIGHT BUYER DOES THE MATH. Buy a clean-history black-on-red 335i xDrive that's already running? Different conversation. Buy this one cheaply... Handle the engine properly... And end up with the car you wanted? NOW YOU UNDERSTAND THE PLAY. We're giving you the problem. AND THE PRICE IS GIVING YOU THE OPPORTUNITY.

WE'RE NOT DIAGNOSING IT ON FACEBOOK. Very important. We're not promising that replacing one specific component fixes everything. We're not guaranteeing the existing engine can be rebuilt. HAVE IT INSPECTED. Bring somebody who knows BMWs. Determine exactly what failed. Price your repair. Then decide whether you: REBUILD THE EXISTING ENGINE
or
REPLACE THE ENGINE. THAT PART IS YOUR CALL. And that's why you're buying it at the price you're buying it.

THE MARUTI WAY
No recon fees. No prep fees. No games. Advertised price includes the $499 dealer fee. Tax and DMV excluded. And on this one? DEFINITELY NO GAMES. The car doesn't run. We told you. The price reflects it. Come inspect it yourself.

BOTTOM LINE
2014 BMW 335i xDrive Sedan
123,974 Miles
Black on Red
Turbocharged Inline-6
xDrive All-Wheel Drive
Clean Carfax
No Accidents
NON-RUNNING
Plan on Engine Replacement or Professional Rebuild
Priced Accordingly
If you want a turnkey BMW? THIS ISN'T YOUR CAR. If you're a BMW tech, mechanic, shop owner, enthusiast or somebody with access to the right people? NOW WE'RE TALKING. Because underneath the mechanical problem is still a: BLACK ON RED. 335i. xDRIVE. CLEAN CARFAX. NO-ACCIDENT BMW. And you're getting the chance to buy it for cheap for exactly ONE reason: IT DOESN'T RUN!!! No mystery. No surprise. No nonsense. MY PROBLEM. YOUR PROJECT. YOUR OPPORTUNITY.